Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Prevent Breast Cancer with Care2.com and the Breast Cancer Fund!

Prevent Breast Cancer with Care2.com and the Breast Cancer Fund!

Adopt A Wild Critter from NWF

Make a different...adopt an imperiled animal today!

Dear Meggie,

Finding the perfect holiday gift just got easier!

Thanks to suggestions from folks like you, we've added many exciting items to National Wildlife Federation's NEW Adoption Center. Now, there are even more ways to find a memorable gift for everyone on your holiday list.
And, with each symbolic animal adoption, you'll know that you are doing your part to protect wildlife and wild places across America for our children and grandchildren.


Adopt a polar bear! Adopt a tortoise!Adopt a grizzly bear!

Adopt a canada lynx! Adopt a moose! Adopt a wolf!

Adopt Now!

Sincerely,



David Strauss
Vice President, Membership


P.S. Be sure to spread the word about NWF's NEW Adoption Center to your friends and family.

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Your Adoption is symbolic and your donation will be used where it is needed most to help protect America’s imperiled wildlife.

Your Donation must be made by December 17, 2007, for your Adoption Kit to arrive in time for the holidays.

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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Well, here I am!!!



Big Five Test Results
Extroversion (14%) very low which suggests you are extremely reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and private.
Accommodation (72%) high which suggests you are overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense too often of your own individual development (martyr complex).
Orderliness (34%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, random, scattered, and fun seeking at the expense of structure, reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Emotional Stability (38%) moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Inquisitiveness (56%) moderately high which suggests you are intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical.
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personality tests by similarminds.com


Well, I guess I get the Zelda Fitzgerald Award for Emotional Stability

I love memes, lolz

I beeweeve it IS (I LOVE HIM)

Only one of me!!!

How Many People Have Your Name?

HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere is
1
person with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Funny Quiz

 

Funny Quiz

How Will I Die Quiz
How Will I Die Quiz
You will die at the age of 80
You will die of a heart attack at a Tom Jones concert
Find out how you will die at Quizopolis.com
Quizopolis

This is funny because I have actually been to a Tom Jones concert!

Why Men Shouldn't Change Diapers

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Murphy's Less Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stu pid e n ough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Cyber Sex

A little boy goes to his father and asks
"Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers:
"Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your mom and I first got together in a chat
room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met
at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later
a little Pop-Up appeared that said:






You got Male!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007