I knew I liked Popsicles

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year
Old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a
Popsicle, and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few mome nts passed .. "An ambulance just drove by".
A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson's have company", he
Called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike...."
A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving".
"Jason is on his skate board...."
A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed ! Dad cautiously called
Out, "How do you know they are having sex?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."