Golf on Christmas Morning

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one
Remarked how Nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and
Without An argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a
Round. His Buddies all chimed in and said, 'Let's do it! We'll make it a priority.
Figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.'

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on
The golf Course. The first guy says, 'Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my
Wife such a Diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it.'
The second guy says, 'I spent a ton, too. My wife s at home planning
The cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.'
The third guy says 'Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,
Reading the Manual.'

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them
Like they Have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I Slapped my wife On the butt and said, 'Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning For either Sex or golf.' . . . And she said . 'Take a sweater.'"